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Louis C. K. quotes

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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Louis C. K. quote: "Everything that people say is testable."
Everything that people say is testable. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward."
I was a nerd growing up, and I'm a little antisocial and awkward. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "People don't talk to me on airplanes."
People don't talk to me on airplanes. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people..."
If I owned a network, I would never let a guy just put people on without telling me who they are. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.'"
I don't believe in this idea of, 'That's hate speech, stop it.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I like all ladies of all different ages."
I like all ladies of all different ages. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show..."
I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do."
I'm not a political comedian. That's just not what I do. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's..."
You can't cancel my stand-up tours. It's impossible. There's too many separate bosses. There is no 'bosses.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.'"
I definitely look at my body and I go: 'Yuck.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up."
I do actually use a boxing trainer when I train for stand-up. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head."
Sometimes I try to take a nap before shows. That clears my head. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on."
Being popular with an audience is a very rickety ladder to be on. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when..."
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on..."
Some entertainers don't pay attention to what's going on around them. Louis C. K.

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