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Louis C. K. quotes about saying

American Comedian September 2, 1967

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It doesn't have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it's a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?... I dunno. It's your shitty kid. You fuckin' tell 'em. Why is that anyone else's problem? Two guys are in LOVE and they can't get married because you don't want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin' minutes? Louis C. K.
There's a woman I see who's not my therapist, but she's like an old friend who's a therapist in profession. She lets me talk to her like a therapist once in a while, and she does a great thing. Whenever I have a big dilemma, like this is a big problem in my life, she always says, 'Wow, you're going to have to figure that out.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just..."
I'm not motivated to entertain people through Twitter, so just by having Twitter and not saying anything, I make people mad. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I..."
People get successful and they start saying, 'Well of course I am! I was chosen! I'm special!' No, you're not. Louis C. K.
I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when..."
I've had soccer moms come up and tell me they can relate when I say that I want to throw my baby in the trash. Louis C. K.
There's been a lot of simple vilification of right-wing people. It's really easy to say, 'Well, you're Christian, you're anti-this and that, and I hate you.' But to me, it's more interesting to say, 'What is this person like and how do they really think?' Louis C. K.
There's two kinds of press that you get when you put out a TV show: The reviews, and the people that just decide what the reviews say. Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great,..."
I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Louis C. K.
Whenever I've encountered a Christian saying, 'Why don't you stop talking like that so I can hear you?' I think, 'Well you're the one putting the earmuffs on, but I wish you could hear me because I like you.' Louis C. K.
Louis C. K. quote: "Everything that people say is testable."
Everything that people say is testable. Louis C. K.

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