Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a performer's ego you were probably working for him all along.
Marc MaronAbout author
- Author's profession: Entertainer
- Nationality: american
- Born: September 27, 1963
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