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Margaret Cho Quotes

Margaret Cho quotes

American Comedian December 5, 1968

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My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within. Margaret Cho
My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. Margaret Cho
I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose. Margaret Cho
Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. Margaret Cho
Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are. Margaret Cho
To start telling people that you're beautiful, or just feel beautiful, just start acting like you are the most beautiful woman in the world. And it really improves everything! Because your sort of psyche responds to it - like this is truthful! Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it..."
I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out. Margaret Cho
Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again. Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel..."
It's important to feel beautiful; it's political to feel beautiful. Margaret Cho
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different..."
I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too! Margaret Cho
Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes Standing behind an Asian guy I don’t know if this should fly As if there wasn’t enough to despise I wasn’t necessarily a fan of Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna Racism against Asians is simply bananas! Oh Miley! Chinky eyes make you look wily prejudice isn’t thought of so highly it doesn’t make us all smiley Why is there nothing that Asians can do? To make fun of other races as easily as you Why isn’t racism against... Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there."
You don't need people to tell you how beautiful you are on there. Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just..."
I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity. Margaret Cho
Margaret Cho quote: "Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't..."
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. Margaret Cho

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