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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes about life

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Now there you have a sample of man’s “reasoning powers,” as he calls them. He observes certain facts. For instance, that in all his life he never sees the day that he can satisfy one woman; also, that no woman ever sees the day that she can’t overwork, and defeat, and put out of commission any ten masculine plants that can be put to bed to her. He puts those strikingly suggestive and luminous facts together, and from them draws this astonishing conclusion: The Creator intended the woman to be... Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I've experienced a great deal of pain and suffering in my life..."
I've experienced a great deal of pain and suffering in my life ...... most of which has never happened. Mark Twain
I came in with Halley's Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out with Halley's Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: "Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and..."
To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. Mark Twain
What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what..."
The ability to find solutions to life's challenges is what makes us grow as a person. Mark Twain
Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts or happenings. It consist mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever flowing through one's head. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits..."
You cant reach old age by another man's road, my habits protect my life but they would assassinate you Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if..."
We recognize that there are no trivial occurrences in life if we get the right focus on them. Mark Twain
Life should begin with age and it's privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and it's capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages. Mark Twain
The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but..."
I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "No narrative that tells the facts of a man's life in the man's..."
No narrative that tells the facts of a man's life in the man's own words can be uninteresting. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at..."
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen. Mark Twain
There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. Mark Twain

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