English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:
Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

TOP 10 Mark Twain quotes

Mark Twain quotes in russian
Mark Twain quotes in german
 Cite this Page: Citation

Quotes

Mark Twain quote: "The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the..."
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "We have the best government that money can buy."
We have the best government that money can buy. Mark Twain
it don’t make no diference whether you do right or wrong, a person’s conscience ain’t got no sense, and just goes for him anyway. If I had a yaller dog that didn’t know no more than a person’s conscience does I would pison him. It takes up more room than all the rest of a person’s insides, and yet ain’t no good, nohow. Mark Twain
The face of the water, in time, became a wonderful book- a book that was a dead language to the uneducated passenger, but which told its mind to me without reserve, delivering its most cherished secrets as clearly as if it uttered them with a voice. And it was not a book to be read once and thrown aside, for it had a new story to tell every day. Mark Twain
It is by the goodness of god that in our country we have those 3 unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain
Man is the only animal that deals in that atrocity of atrocities War. He is the only one that gathers his brethren about him and goes forth in cold blood and calm pulse to exterminate his kind. He is the only animal that for sordid wages will march out... and help to slaughter strangers of his own species who have done him no harm and with whom he has no quarrel.... And in the intervals between campaigns he washes the blood off his hands and works for the universal brotherhood of man ... Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "A little starvation can really do more for the average sick..."
A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best of medicines and the best doctors Mark Twain
All the first years, their only question had been -- asked with beseechings and tears that might have moved stone, in time, perhaps, but hearts are not stones: "Is he alive?" "Is she alive? Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out..."
I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. Mark Twain
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and..."
I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect. Mark Twain
Thanksgiving Day, a function which originated in New England two or three centuries ago when those people recognized that they really had something to be thankful for -- annually, not oftener -- if they had succeeded in exterminating their neighbors, the Indians, during the previous twelve months instead of getting exterminated by their neighbors, the Indians. Thanksgiving Day became a habit, for the reason that in the course of time, as the years drifted on, it was perceived that the... Mark Twain
All right, then, I'll go to hell' -and tore it up. It was awful thoughts, and awful words, but they was said. And I let them stay said; and never thought no more about reforming. I shoved the whole thing out of my head; and I said I would take up wickedness again, which was in my line, being brung up to it, and the other warn't. And for a starter, I would go to work and steal Jim out of slavery again; and if I could think up anything worse, I would do that, too; because as long as I was in,... Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody..."
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else..."
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. Mark Twain

Popular Author

Related Authors