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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of..."
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any..."
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "so then I didn't care no more about him, because I don't take..."
so then I didn't care no more about him, because I don't take no stock in dead people. Mark Twain
It is said, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent upon him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart..."
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. Mark Twain
The Mississippi River towns are comely, clean, well built, and pleasing to the eye, and cheering to the spirit. The Mississippi Valley is as reposeful as a dreamland, nothing worldly about it . . . nothing to hang a fret or a worry upon. Mark Twain
I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It is higher and nobler to be kind."
It is higher and nobler to be kind. Mark Twain
When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out..."
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any."
Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that..."
If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one..."
The gods offer no rewards for intellect. There was never one yet that showed any interest in it... Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union..."
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed..."
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. Mark Twain

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