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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion..."
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. Mark Twain
But they (the infantry) had no use for boys of twelve and thirteen, and before I had a chance in another war, the desire to kill people to whom I had not been introduced had passed away. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's..."
It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help. Mark Twain
To be a patriot, one had to say, and keep on saying, "Our Country, right or wrong," and urge on the little war. Have you not perceived that that phrase is an insult to the nation? Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "never argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their..."
never argue with stupid people, they'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience Mark Twain
He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A body would a thought he was Adam, he was just all mud. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow."
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over."
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over. Mark Twain
There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor..."
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a..."
Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he..."
A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. Mark Twain
That's just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and then he don't want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long as he can hide it, it ain't no disgrace. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no..."
I haven't a particle of confidence in a man who has no redeeming petty vices whatsoever. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in..."
In discarding the monkey and substituting man, our Father in Heaven did the monkey an undeserved injustice. Mark Twain

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