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Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no..."
The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may..."
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most..."
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could..."
Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilt. Mark Twain
We had a notion to get out and join the sixty soldiers, but upon reflecting that there were four hundred of the Indians, we concluded to go on and join the Indians. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Homely truth is unpalatable."
Homely truth is unpalatable. Mark Twain
If you want me to give you a two-hour presentation, I am ready today. If you want only a five-minute speech, it will take me two weeks to prepare. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Those who do not read are no beter off than those who cannot."
Those who do not read are no beter off than those who cannot. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "You can't pray a lie" Huck Finn"
You can't pray a lie" Huck Finn Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies."
A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "You can't pray a lie -- I found that out."
You can't pray a lie -- I found that out. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the..."
Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. Mark Twain
A historian who would convey the truth must lie. Often he must enlarge the truth by diameters, otherwise his reader would not be able to see it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you..."
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "You will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do..."
You will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. Mark Twain

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