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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it..."
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. Mark Twain
I once heard a grouty northern invalid say that a coconut tree might be poetical, possibly it was; but it looked like a feather-duster struck by lightning. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on."
Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn't let on. Mark Twain
Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is..."
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. Mark Twain
Then there is the tamarind. I thought tamarinds were made to eat, but that was probably not the idea. I ate several, and it seemed to me that they were rather sour that year. They pursed up my lips, till they resembled the stem-end of a tomato, and I had to take my sustenance through a quill for twenty-four hours. They sharpened my teeth till I could have shaved with them, and gave them a "wire edge" that I was afraid would stay; but a citizen said no, it will come off when the enamel does" -... Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but..."
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but..."
If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself..."
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I..."
I couldn't bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn't think about nothing else. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it."
If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman?..."
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The difference between fiction and non-fiction is that fiction..."
The difference between fiction and non-fiction is that fiction has to be believable. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but..."
A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax..."
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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