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Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "Reality can be beaten with enough imagination."
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Sometimes too much drink is barely enough."
Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough."
Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough. Mark Twain
Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size. Mark Twain
Now, we'll start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyer's Gang. Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood. Mark Twain
But it seems to be a law of human constitution that those that deserve shall not have and those that do not deserve shall get everything that is worth having. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only..."
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but..."
Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late."
Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "There isn’t a parallel of latitude but thinks it would have..."
There isn’t a parallel of latitude but thinks it would have been the equator if it had had its rights. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty."
Never be haughty to the humble, never be humble to the haughty. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It's not what we don't know that gets us in trouble, it's what..."
It's not what we don't know that gets us in trouble, it's what we think we know, that just ain't so. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide..."
To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with. Mark Twain
A mighty porterhouse steak an inch and a half thick, hot and sputtering from the griddle; dusted with fragrant pepper; enriched with little melting bits of butter of the most impeachable freshness and genuineness; the precious juices of the meat trickling out and joining the gravy, archipelagoed with mushrooms; a township or two of tender, yellowish fat gracing an out-lying district of this ample county of beefsteak; the long white bone which divides the sirloin from the tenderloin still in... Mark Twain

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