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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the..."
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a..."
You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The Doors Open at 7, The trouble begins at 8."
The Doors Open at 7, The trouble begins at 8. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything..."
Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become."
The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."
Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to..."
Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum."
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we..."
April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it..."
I was dead for millions of years before I was born and it never inconvenienced me a bit. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It's not as bad as it sounds."
It's not as bad as it sounds. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The first of April is the day we remember what we are the..."
The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not..."
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could..."
It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened. Mark Twain
Tom counted the pages of the sermon; after church he always knew how many pages there had been, but he seldom knew anything else about the discourse. Mark Twain

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