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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "all democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it"
all democrats are insane, but not one of them knows it Mark Twain
The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creatures that cannot. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is."
Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. Mark Twain
Well, Judge Thatcher he took it and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day apiece all the year roun? more than a body could tell what to do with. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Why not go out on a limb? That's where all the fruit is."
Why not go out on a limb? That's where all the fruit is. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company."
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "How empty is theory in the presence of fact!"
How empty is theory in the presence of fact! Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable."
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are pliable. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it."
I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after..."
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "All right, then, I'll go to hell."
All right, then, I'll go to hell. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't..."
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town? Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat."
Switzerland would me a mighty big place if it were ironed flat. Mark Twain
This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!- Letter to J. H. Twichell, 1/29/1901 Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable."
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable. Mark Twain

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