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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quotes

American Author, Writer November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910

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Mark Twain quote: "When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and..."
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "There is no such thing as an ordinary life."
There is no such thing as an ordinary life. Mark Twain
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog..."
Outside of a dog, a book is mans best friend. Inside of a dog it is to hard to read. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think..."
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't..."
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become..."
Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than..."
It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than..."
It's better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know..."
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. Mark Twain
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHORperG. G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE Mark Twain
I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself. Mark Twain
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and starting on the first one. Mark Twain
Mark Twain quote: "The secret to getting ahead is getting started."
The secret to getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain
It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds. But I never said nothing, never let on; kept it to myself; it's the best way; then you don't have no quarrels, and don't get into no trouble. If they wanted us to call them kings and dukes, I hadn't no objections, 'long as it would keep peace in the family; and it warn't no use to tell Jim, so I didn't tell him. If I never learnt nothing else out of pap, I learnt... Mark Twain

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