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Mark Twain Quotes

Mark Twain quote: "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't..."

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors is an amazing variety of imperfectness. We are surprised at our own versatility in being able to fail in so many different ways. Samuel McChord Crothers