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Matt Groening Quotes

Matt Groening quotes

American Cartoonist February 15, 1954

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One of the things I would like to do is make up stories that I would have enjoyed when I was a kid. So, if I'm thinking about an audience, it's usually a younger version of myself. Matt Groening
I think in daily newspapers, the way comic strips are treated, it's as if newspaper publishers are going out of their way to kill the medium. Matt Groening
Of course I’ve gone mad with power! Have you ever tried going mad without power? It’s boring and no one listens to you! — Russ Cargill Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what..."
Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. Matt Groening
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Matt Groening
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great."
I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great. Matt Groening
Painted on shirts went over so well I thought, why not painted on pants? Well, the big shot manager at Krusty Burger didn't agree! Matt Groening
I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? Matt Groening
[Ned Flanders]: Well looks like someone's having a pre-rapture party. [Homer Simpson]: No, Flanders. Its a meeting of gay witches for abortion, you wouldn't be interested. Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I..."
Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. Matt Groening
Since I was there in the very beginning, I know the history of the characters. So, I make comments about the tone and sometimes remind the writers that we've done that before. Matt Groening
I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicrats for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls. Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid."
The entire world of grown-ups is corrupt and stupid. Matt Groening
Matt Groening quote: "We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about..."
We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so. Matt Groening

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