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Mindy Kaling Quotes

Mindy Kaling quotes

American Actress June 24, 1979

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Mindy Kaling quote: "People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore,..."
People talk about mumblecore but I prefer bumblecore, hyper-realistic bee movies about how bees really are. Mindy Kaling
At the age of six, the criteria for handsome was simply: "Is he not related to me?" and "Have I seen him on television?" That was it. By this standard, Larry Bird, Dick Clark, and Andy Rooney. All handsome guys. Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling quote: "In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that..."
In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted. Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling quote: "I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb,..."
I think sometimes people think cheerful is a synonym for dumb, so no one is ever cheerful. Mindy Kaling
Even in my revenge fantasy where all I do is exercise, I can still do only twenty-five pull-ups. Pull-ups are tough, no joke. Mindy Kaling
I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, picture-hanging man. I don't care if he takes prescription drugs for cholesterol or hair loss. Mindy Kaling
Live performance really terrifies me. I haven't done it, really, in years. I think that's why I retired from my brief career in stand-up. Mindy Kaling
As a kid it's adorable to have a gap in your teeth. But then, because of the shifting in my mouth, I started whistling through it, and as a 32-year-old woman, whistling while you speak in sort of annoying. Mindy Kaling
If I could make a device where people could just intuit everything you are thinking - a little cable you plug into, like, a USB port, I would make a billion dollars. Mindy Kaling
If it weren't for my imagination, I would weigh ten thousand pounds. This is because the only way I am able to exercise anymore is through a long and vivid revenge fantasy. Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling quote: "People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness..."
People take things at face value on social media. Earnestness is the assumption. Mindy Kaling
There's the psychotic ambitious side of myself that wants a fashion line and my own network and be like a combination of Oprah and Gwen Stefani. And have a perfume. Definitely a perfume. Mindy Kaling
Mindy Kaling quote: "I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer..."
I initially thought you were ugly, but then you walked closer to me and I realized you were pretty. Mindy Kaling
So I’m into men now, even though they can be frightening. I want a schedule-keeping, waking-up-early, wallet-carrying, non-Velcro-shoe-wearing man. Mindy Kaling
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no matter how hard I try to bully the other writers, so it's a way of me getting out other comic ideas and immediately getting feedback. Mindy Kaling

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