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Neil Simon Quotes

Neil Simon quotes

American Playwright July 4, 1927

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Neil Simon quote: "I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living..."
I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. Neil Simon
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon
Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate Neil Simon
Neil Simon quote: "Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you..."
Evan Handler's new book is simply wonderful. He pulls you inside his life, and you come out his very close friend. Neil Simon
Neil Simon quote: "If you can go through life without experiencing pain you..."
If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet. Neil Simon
You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy. Neil Simon
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon
Neil Simon quote: "Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it..."
Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money. Neil Simon
I'm getting chest pains... You give me chest pains Uncle Willie. It's my fault you get excited. Yes, it's your fault! I only get chest pains on Wednesdays. So come on Tuesdays. Neil Simon
Neil Simon quote: "Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many..."
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon
You're a witness. You're always standing around watching what's happening, scribbling in your book what other people do. You have to get in the middle of it. You have to take sides. Make a contribution to the fight. Any fight. The one you believe in. Until you do, you'll never be a writer, Eugene. Neil Simon
I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. It's either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple Neil Simon
You like a cracker? What kind of cracker? Graham, chocolate, cocoanut, whatever you want. Maybe just a plain cracker. I don't have plain crackers. I got graham, chocolate and cocoanut. Alright, a graham cracker. They're in the kitchen, in the closet. Maybe later. Neil Simon
When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los Angeles. Neil Simon
Neil Simon quote: "Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week...."
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Neil Simon

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