The Irish 'n Polacks always get along- didn't ya ever notice? Irish 'n Polacks live on p'tatoes 'n got it in for Hitler, that's why they get along so good; all over the world. Never heard of no war between Poland 'n Ireland, did you? No sir, that's cause we're all Cath'lics.
Nelson AlgrenAbout author
- Author's profession: Novelist
- Nationality: american
- Born: March 28, 1909
- Died: May 9, 1981
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