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Norm MacDonald quotes

Canadian Actor October 17, 1963

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Norm MacDonald quote: "I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall..."
I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. Norm MacDonald
I don't really like politics that much. And I like the order and simplicity of sports. They have an ending. You can argue with your friends about it, but in the end you still like sports. I almost love the fantasy world of sports more than the real world. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the..."
I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody..."
Comedy is surprises, so if you're intending to make somebody laugh and they don't laugh, that's funny. Norm MacDonald
I've just seen really, really funny guys, and if I didn't know them, I wouldn't know they were funny from the television. I don't know what it does, it just sucks it away. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with..."
It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or..."
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals."
I'm not gay, so I don't know much about Broadway musicals. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "I think clever people think that poor people are stupid."
I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. Norm MacDonald
I sort of try to write everything for me. I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports talk radio. I'm trying to make sure the jokes are self-contained so they're accessible to everyone. Norm MacDonald
When I hear a guy lost a battle to cancer, that really did bother me, that that's a term. It implies that he failed and that somebody else that defeated cancer is heroic and courageous. Norm MacDonald
Norm MacDonald quote: "I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the..."
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. Norm MacDonald

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