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Otis Criblecoblis quotes

January 29, 1879 – December 25, 1946

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Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect..."
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink...."
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to..."
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink."
Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a..."
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother."
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon."
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor..."
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women."
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with."
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep."
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh,..."
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best..."
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of..."
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it."
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. Otis Criblecoblis

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