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Otis Criblecoblis quotes

January 29, 1879 – December 25, 1946

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Otis Criblecoblis quote: "A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank..."
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the..."
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad."
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of..."
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about..."
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her..."
Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night"
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I like children. If they're properly cooked."
I like children. If they're properly cooked. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money."
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it."
I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish..."
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Ain't fit for man nor beast"
Ain't fit for man nor beast Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming."
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes."
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. Otis Criblecoblis
Otis Criblecoblis quote: "Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia."
Here lies W.C.Fields. I'd rather be living in Philadelphia. Otis Criblecoblis

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