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P. J. O'Rourke Quotes

P. J. O'Rourke quotes about reading

American Comedian November 14, 1947

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I have been told by the third grade teacher that my daughter Poppet is reading at middle school level. Yet if I leave Poppet a note in block letters telling her to feed the dogs I will come home to find the dogs have been ... given a swim in the above-ground pool, dressed in tutus, provided with hair weaves. What I will not find is that the dogs have been fed. 'I thought you wanted me to free the dogs,' says Poppet whose school district is not spending quite what D.C.'s is, thanks to voter... P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke quote: "I read good. I was an English major."
I read good. I was an English major. P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke quote: "Always read something that will make you look good if you die..."
Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke quote: "Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in..."
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it. P. J. O'Rourke
If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography. P. J. O'Rourke

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