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Phyllis Diller quote: "Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

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So much for endings. Beginnings are always more fun. True connoisseurs, however, are known to favor the stretch in between, since it's the hardest to do anything with. That's about all that can be said for plots, which anyway are just one thing after another, a what and a what and a what. Margaret Atwood
Jimmy Piersall quote: "You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear."
You touch me and I'll kick you in the rear. Jimmy Piersall
There was no way to focus on the movement of the cable. If I looked down at the cable there was water moving everywhere. And if I looked up there was heavy mist blowing in front of my face. So it was a very unique, a weird sensation. Nik Wallenda
Sean William Scott quote: "In high school I went on about three dates."
In high school I went on about three dates. Sean William Scott
Jean Anouilh quote: "The only immorality is not to do what one has to do when one..."
The only immorality is not to do what one has to do when one has to do it. Jean Anouilh
Arthur Miller quote: "Don't be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a..."
Don't be seduced into thinking that that which does not make a profit is without value. Arthur Miller
Friedrich Nietzsche quote: "What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue,..."
What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue, this is human madness. Friedrich Nietzsche
John Ruskin quote: "Nothing is ever done beautifully which is done in rivalship:..."
Nothing is ever done beautifully which is done in rivalship: or nobly, which is done in pride. John Ruskin
Where are the gold pieces now?' the Fairy asked. 'I lost them,' answered Pinocchio, but he told a lie, for he had them in his pocket. As he spoke, his nose, long though it was, became at least two inches longer. Carlo Collodi
I presume that nobody will deny the positive aspects of the North American cultural world. These are well known to all. But these aspects do not make one forget the disastrous effects of the industrial and commercial process of 'cultural lamination' that the USA is perpetrating on the planet. Jose Saramago
George W. Bush quote: "Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both..."
Senator Kerry has been in Washington long enough to take both sides on just about every issue. George W. Bush
James Broughton quote: "Amazement awaits us at every corner."
Amazement awaits us at every corner. James Broughton
The debate we won't be having is whether or not the debt ceiling should be raised. We will not have a situation where people will hold the American economy hostage in order to achieve a specific agenda - at least not until 2013. So we think that is incredibly important as a matter of economic good. Jay Carney
I knew I was a winner back in the late sixties. I knew I was destined for great things. People will say that kind of thinking is totally immodest. I agree. Modesty is not a word that applies to me in any way - I hope it never will. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sure, I always chose rebels to identify with - I still do - but to me a rebel isn't so much someone who breaks the law as someone who goes against the odds. William Petersen