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Ray Romano Quotes

Ray Romano quotes

American Actor December 21, 1957

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Ray Romano quote: "I love standup and I haven't given it up."
I love standup and I haven't given it up. Ray Romano
The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life. Ray Romano
I still feel like an immature idiot inside, but I look in the mirror and - as a friend of mine once said- this old guy keeps getting in the way. Ray Romano
Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and..."
My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I..."
I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you. Ray Romano
People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody..."
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up. Ray Romano
Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant..."
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now. Ray Romano
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano
If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important..."
I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell. Ray Romano
I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F. Ray Romano
Ray Romano quote: "You don't want to shock them and do something totally..."
You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character. Ray Romano

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