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Red Skelton quotes

American Comedian July 18, 1913 – September 17, 1997

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Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands...."
Recipe for a happy marriage: My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being."
God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad."
His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. Red Skelton
Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles. Red Skelton
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends..."
Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "Good night, and may God Bless"
Good night, and may God Bless Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime."
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "I personally believe we were put here to build and not to..."
I personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them..."
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "I left home because I was hungry."
I left home because I was hungry. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you..."
No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and..."
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. Red Skelton
Red Skelton quote: "I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where..."
I don't need glasses, but I've just reached the age where curiosity is greater than vanity. Red Skelton

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