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Rita Rudner Quotes

Rita Rudner quotes

American Comedian September 17, 1955

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Rita Rudner quote: "It's so great to find that one special person you want to..."
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best..."
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn't it great? It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious. Rita Rudner
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped..."
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than..."
I just love dogs, and there really is no better companion than an animal. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "I love to write jokes and that's all I think about."
I love to write jokes and that's all I think about. Rita Rudner
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying,..."
I get so happy when I write a joke. It's a very satisfying, liberating feeling. Rita Rudner
I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country; people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary..."
When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other. Rita Rudner
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with first position, second, third. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted..."
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before. Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner quote: "There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some..."
There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better. Rita Rudner

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