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Rita Rudner quote: "I love to write jokes and that's all I think about."

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

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We believe in being honest, true, chaste, benevolent and in doing good to all men; indeed we may say that we follow the admonition of Paul - We believe all things, we hope all things, we have endured many things and hope to be able to endure all things. If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things. Joseph Smith, Jr.
Lacey Chabert quote: "It's more fun if you can control things like lighting and make..."
It's more fun if you can control things like lighting and make special effects in the darkroom. Lacey Chabert
Sometimes if you get 'em too drunk they don't pay no attention to what you're doin' anyways, so you might as well just do old songs. But if you get one that's paying attention, sometimes we'll do some new material. Merle Haggard
It was one thing, after all, to know his feelings for Amanda hadn't changed; it was another thing entirely to face the future with the certainty that they never would. Nicholas Sparks
Stephan Jenkins quote: "A lot of people say I wouldn't have a down day, but you look..."
A lot of people say I wouldn't have a down day, but you look at the music and there's real melancholy. Stephan Jenkins
I've lived my career backwards - I started off huge and I've got smaller and more personal, and I'm much more comfortable now. Charlie Simpson
Not thou alone, but all humanity doth in its progress fable emulate. Whence came thy rocket-ships and submarine if not from Nautilus, from Cavorite? Your trustiest companions since the cave, we apparitions guided mankind's tread, our planet, unseen counterpart to thine, as permanent, as ven'rable, as true. On dream's foundation matter's mudyards rest. Two sketching hands, each one the other draws: the fantasies thou've fashioned fashion thee. Alan Moore
Pope John Paul II quote: "Friendship, as has been said, consists in a full commitment of..."
Friendship, as has been said, consists in a full commitment of the will to another person with a view to that person's good. Pope John Paul II
Many persons have been confused and discouraged at the very outset of the study by the great variety and the delicate distinctions of the openings: and this has constituted a fault in many otherwise excellent manuals for the learner. Howard Staunton
Huston Smith quote: "The most powerful moral influence is example."
The most powerful moral influence is example. Huston Smith
While writing my first 90 books, I was magazine editor, publisher, book publisher, executive, etc., so I was established in publishing. three of my seven or so books were biographies of sports stars and really opened doors for me in that area. Jerry B. Jenkins
In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography. Ann Coulter
Friendship is the greatest of worldly goods. Certainly to me it is the chief happiness of life. If I had to give a piece of advice to a young man about a place to live, I think I should say, 'sacrifice almost everything to live where you can be near your friends. C. S. Lewis
...For action has no sense. It merely binds one to existence. All existence, however, has no sense. Evil is interpreted as that which leads to irrationalism: to the affirmation of means whose end is denied. A road to nonentity is the desideratum, hence all emotional impulses are regarded with horror. Friedrich Nietzsche
Carol Channing quote: "Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is..."
Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward. Carol Channing