When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: A stodgy parent is not fun at all! What a child wants - and DESERVES - is a parent who is SPARKY!
Roald DahlAbout author
- Author's profession: Novelist, Writer
- Nationality: british
- Born: September 13, 1916
- Died: November 25, 1990
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