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Robert Orben quotes

American Entertainer March 4, 1927

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Robert Orben quote: "Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and..."
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and..."
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going,..."
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it. Robert Orben
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket."
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released..."
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'"
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an..."
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss. Robert Orben
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral. Robert Orben
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator."
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. Robert Orben
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it..."
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the..."
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben

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