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Robert Orben quotes

American Entertainer March 4, 1927

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Robert Orben quote: "What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds..."
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on,..."
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years. Robert Orben
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the shoulder' humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It's mean, mean stuff. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd..."
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United..."
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up..."
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't..."
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way..."
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. Robert Orben
Robert Orben quote: "More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back..."
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. Robert Orben

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