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Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Rodney Dangerfield quote: "Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a..."

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

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