English En
  • Deutsche De
  • English En
  • Français Fr
  • Русский Ru

We use cookies to personalise content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyse our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our marketing and analytics partners who may combine it with other information you've provided to them or which they've separately collected from you. You also may to see our Privacy Policy. By clicking the OK button below, you accept our cookies.

Authors:

Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Rodney Dangerfield

About author

Related Authors

Topics

Quotes currently Trending

Before going back to sleep I imagined (I saw) a plastic universe, changeable, full of wondrous chance, an elastic sky, a sun that suddenly is missing or remains fixed or changes its shape. Julio Cortazar
Fernando Pessoa quote: "My boredom with everything has numbed me."
My boredom with everything has numbed me. Fernando Pessoa
Louis Pasteur quote: "Chance favours the prepared mind."
Chance favours the prepared mind. Louis Pasteur
Looking back at it now, I really feel like it was a gift because I don't know if I have the talent to become a prima ballerina. It's such a hard job to have. I don't have any regrets about it. Diane Kruger
Grete Waitz quote: "In terms of fitness and battling through cancer, exercise..."
In terms of fitness and battling through cancer, exercise helps you stay strong physically and mentally. Grete Waitz
While discussing the monster:"It sounds like the combination of water being poured into a glass," Miss Hawkline said, "A dog barking and the muttering of a drunk parrot. And very, very loud."I think we're going to need the shotgun for this one," Cameron said. Richard Brautigan
But here I am today recording this and I'm in the studio with all the others on a clean mic. It's extraordinary, the actor's found a way of doing it for himself. John Leeson
Marty Robbins quote: "Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining..."
Every day is a good day to be alive, whether the sun's shining or not. Marty Robbins
Hattie McDaniel quote: "A woman's gifts will make room for her."
A woman's gifts will make room for her. Hattie McDaniel
In order to appeal to a wider audience on network in order to survive, generally your characters need to be, at a base level, a little bit more likable. Shawn Ryan
Living as human being and as a divinity. moving from tension into relaxation, from relaxation into trance, from trance into a more intense contact with other people. from that contact back into tension and so on, Like The Serpent swallowing its own tail. Paulo Coelho
Nicole Polizzi quote: "I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore."
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore. Nicole Polizzi
Jennifer Weiner quote: "This is motherhood for you,' said my own mother. 'Going..."
This is motherhood for you,' said my own mother. 'Going through life with your heart outside your body. Jennifer Weiner
Henry David Thoreau quote: "Say what you have to say, not what you ought. Any truth is..."
Say what you have to say, not what you ought. Any truth is better than make-believe. Henry David Thoreau
Of love it may be said, the less earthly the less demonstrative. In its absolutely indestructible form it reaches a profundity in which all exhibition of itself is painful. Thomas Hardy