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Ron White quotes

American Comedian December 18, 1956

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Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy's interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I'm going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even. Ron White
Ron White quote: "There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices,..."
There have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Ron White
Ron White quote: "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find..."
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party! Ron White
Ron White quote: "I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it..."
I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling. Ron White
Ron White quote: "I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big..."
I'd rather do a really good small part than a really bad big part. Ron White
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. Ron White
Ron White quote: "The next time you have a thought... let it go."
The next time you have a thought... let it go. Ron White
Ron White quote: "People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true,..."
People are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic. Ron White
We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid! Ron White
But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It's like anything else. It's a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever. Ron White
The hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off. Ron White
Ron White quote: "Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's..."
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane. Ron White
Ron White quote: "When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to..."
When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range. Ron White
Ron White quote: "I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel..."
I didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow. Ron White

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