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Roseanne Barr quotes

American Actress November 3, 1952

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Roseanne Barr quote: "To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull..."
To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won't hit you because you are a vegetarian. Roseanne Barr
I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies...."
The most out-there thing I’m saying is, ‘Don’t have babies. Don’t get married and have kids. Have a larger life than that. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "I was completely nuts for most of my life."
I was completely nuts for most of my life. Roseanne Barr
This producer was a woman, a type I became acquainted with at the beginning of my stand-up career in Denver. I cared little for them: blondes in high heels who were so anxious to reach the professional level of the men they worshipped, fawned over, served, built up, and flattered that they would stab other women in the back. They are the ultimate weapon used by men against actual feminists who try to work in media, and they are never friends to other women, you can trust me on that. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When..."
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr
Sometimes for me not throwing a tantrum is what running a marathon or swimming the English Channel must be like for others of a less-challenging emotional nature... Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my..."
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when..."
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time..."
Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are..."
I figure when my husband comes home from work, if the kids are still alive, then I've done my job. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power...."
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "Men read maps better than women because only men can..."
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. Roseanne Barr
Roseanne Barr quote: "I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people......"
I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. Roseanne Barr

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