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Sarah Silverman Quotes

Sarah Silverman quotes

American Comedian December 2, 1970

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Sarah Silverman quote: "But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny..."
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. Sarah Silverman
I know I'm not funny. I mean, let's face it, I'm no Groucho Marx. But if you're a guy, and you're watching late night television, are you gonna start jacking off to Groucho? I don't think so! Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny,..."
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Sarah Silverman
I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion. Sarah Silverman
My stepfather, John O'Hara, was the goodest man there was. He was not a man of many words, but of carefully chosen ones. He was the one parent who didn't try to fix me. One night I sat on his lap in his chair by the woodstove, sobbing. He just held me quietly and then asked only, "What does it feel like?" It was the first time I was prompted to articulate it. I thought about it, then said, "I feel homesick." That still feels like the most accurate description - I felt homesick, but I was home. Sarah Silverman
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and..."
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17."
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. Sarah Silverman
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it. Sarah Silverman
I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was one of the many inconveniences of this paradox I lived with -the more people I was surrounded by, the more frighteningly alone I felt. Sarah Silverman
I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage. Sarah Silverman
Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now. Sarah Silverman
If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer) Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only..."
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman quote: "They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle."
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle. Sarah Silverman

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