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Scott Adams quotes

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Scott Adams quote: "Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness...."
Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. Scott Adams
Dogbert to Dilbert"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else? Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he..."
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. Scott Adams
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally Scott Adams
Our arrogance causes us to imagine special value in this temporary collection of molecules. Why do we perceive more spiritual value in the sum of our body parts than on any individual cell in our body? Why don’t we hold funerals when skin cells die? Scott Adams
I think 'Dilbert' will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear the consequences of complaining too loudly. 'Dilbert' is the designated voice of discontent for the workplace. I never planned it that way. It just happened. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination. Scott Adams
Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "My investments have been hurt."
My investments have been hurt. Scott Adams
There is more information in one thimble of reality than can be understood by a galaxy of human brains. It isbeyond the human brain to understand the world and its environment, so the brain compensates by creating simplifiedillusions that act as a replacement for understanding. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't..."
I have infinite capacity to do more work as long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough..."
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "the past exists only in your mind,” he said. “Likewise, the..."
the past exists only in your mind,” he said. “Likewise, the future exists only in your mind because it has not happened. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Everything he talked about had a kind of logic to it, but so..."
Everything he talked about had a kind of logic to it, but so do many things that are nonsense. Scott Adams
simplicity is not proof of truth. But since we cannever understand true reality, if two models both explain thesame facts, it is more rational to use the simpler one. It is amatter of convenience. Scott Adams

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