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Scott Adams Quotes

Scott Adams quotes

American Cartoonist June 8, 1957

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Common sense isn't a real thing. And its ugly cousin, fairness, is a concept invented so dumb people could participate in arguments. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound..."
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy. Scott Adams
I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "The longer you work here, diverse it gets."
The longer you work here, diverse it gets. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage..."
We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day,..."
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be..."
I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing. Scott Adams
Every generation of humans believed it had all theanswers it needed, except for a few mysteries they assumedwould be solved at any moment. And they all believed theirancestors were simplistic and deluded. What are the oddsthat you are the first generation of humans who will understandreality? Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You..."
I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.' Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue..."
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look..."
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color. Scott Adams
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams
Your brain can only process a tiny portion of your environment, It risks being overwhelmed by the volume of information that bombards you every waking moment. Your brain compensates by filtering out the 99.9 percent of your environment that doesn’t matter to you. Scott Adams
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night."
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night. Scott Adams

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