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Scott Adams Quotes

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Scott Adams quote: "Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when..."
Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto Scott Adams
You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. Scott Adams
The source of all unhappiness is other people. As soon as you learn tothink of other people as noisy furniture, the sooner you will be happy.- Wally's Keynote Speech Scott Adams
People who do affirmations will have the sensation thatthey are causing the environment to conform to their will. This is an immensely enjoyable feeling because the illusionof control is one of the best illusions you can have. Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less..."
When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "You can change only what people know, not what they do."
You can change only what people know, not what they do. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts,..."
If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts. Scott Adams
When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids. Scott Adams
Dogbert to Dilbert"My invention can detect human stupidity. It has a very simple interface. All I do is point it at people." "Then what does it do?" "Why would it need to do anything else? Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue..."
Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart. Scott Adams
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet. Scott Adams
In fact, most people are being squeezed in their little cubicle, and their creativity is forced out elsewhere, because the company can't use it. The company is organized to get rid of variants. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived..."
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. Scott Adams
Scott Adams quote: "Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most..."
Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. Scott Adams

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