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Seth MacFarlane quote: "When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours..."

When you are in a room and your job is to write jokes 10 hours a day, your mind starts going to strange places.

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There used to be two kinds of kisses: First when girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, everyone knew he was through with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same, everyone knows it's because he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man nowadays. F. Scott Fitzgerald
Defining marriage is a power that should be left to the states. Moreover, no state should be forced to recognize a marriage that is not within its own laws, Constitution, and legal precedents. John Sununu
If I can create some space that people haven't experienced before and if it stays with them or gives them a dream for the future, that's the kind of structure I seek to create. Tadao Ando
You know what it's like to persuade a pigheaded child to do something they don't want to. If they hear the same suggestion from someone else, they'll go right off and do it. Mary Wesley
Suzanne Collins quote: "I will die, in my own small way, undefeated."
I will die, in my own small way, undefeated. Suzanne Collins
John Steinbeck quote: "An answer is invariably the parent of a whole family of new..."
An answer is invariably the parent of a whole family of new questions. John Steinbeck
William Shakespeare quote: "Wrong hath but wrong, and blame the due of blame."
Wrong hath but wrong, and blame the due of blame. William Shakespeare
When about fifteen I once made a great scandal by taking out my knife in prayer meeting and assaulting a young man who, while I was kneeling down during the prayer, stood above me and squeezed my neck. Simon Newcomb
Dario Argento quote: "But no one should have the right to manipulate my films in the..."
But no one should have the right to manipulate my films in the first place. Dario Argento
The drug plans our seniors choose will define their health care options for years to come. If they do not make a decision and wait until the May 15 deadline passes, they will face penalties and higher prices for the drugs that they need. Mike Fitzpatrick
Luciano Pavarotti quote: "Sometime to be called Pavarotti is not always an advantage."
Sometime to be called Pavarotti is not always an advantage. Luciano Pavarotti
After fifteen years of making my living in stand-up, The Sarah Silverman Program has been a lesson in collaboration. Rob, Dan, and I live by the mantra "Whoever is most passionate." If I was mentoring someone, that's the Shandling-esque advice I would proffer: Find people you really respect and trust, and then at each decision, heed the most passionate voice. I love that because it eliminates nearly all struggle. And when you're doing a show that's mostly about farts, penises, and vaginas,... Sarah Silverman
I understood about fear. And I knew better than anyone in that room what Mouse was capable of. But still I had been raised in a place where to show your fear was worse than cowardice. It was suicide, a sin. Walter Mosley
Dean Koontz quote: "Virtue is imaginative. Evil, repetitive."
Virtue is imaginative. Evil, repetitive. Dean Koontz
Class is not a fixed designation in this country. We are an upwardly mobile society with a lot of movement between income groups. Paul Ryan