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Shel Silverstein Quotes

Shel Silverstein quotes

American Poet September 25, 1930 – May 10, 1999

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The Yesees said yes to anything. That anyone suggested. The Noees said no to everything. Unless it was proven and tested. So the Yesees all died of much too much. And the Noees all died of fright, But somehow I think the Thinkforyourselfees. All came out all right. Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet."
And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet. Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a..."
Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. Shel Silverstein
There's a Polar Bear. In our Frigidaire--He likes it 'cause it's cold in there. With his seat in the meat. And his face in the fish. And his big hairy paws. In the buttery dish, He's nibbling the noodles, And munching the rice, He's slurping the soda, He's licking the ice. And he lets out a roar. If you open the door. And it gives me a scare. To know he's in there--That Polary Bear. In our Fridgitydaire. Shel Silverstein
If you're nasty, I won't fight. If you're rough, well that's just you. If you're mean, that's alright too. Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway. Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "I myself do not believe in explaining anything."
I myself do not believe in explaining anything. Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "We can't hold hands. Someone might see. Won't you please. Hold..."
We can't hold hands. Someone might see. Won't you please. Hold toes with me? Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or..."
You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long. Shel Silverstein
If you have to dry the dishes (Such an awful boring chore)If you have to dry the dishes('Stead of going to the store)If you have to dry the dishes. And you drop one on the floor. Maybe they won't let you. Dry the dishes anymore Shel Silverstein
Runny's Nicpic One day Runny Babbit Met little Franny Fog. He said, "Let's have a nicpic Down by the lollow hog." He brought some cutter bookies, Some teanuts and some pea. And what did Franny Fog bring? Her whole fog framily. Shel Silverstein
Knock! knock! who's there? me! me who? that's right? what's right? meehoo! that's what I want to know! what's what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, I have exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! that's what I want to know! I told you-exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes it's with me. what's with you? exactlywatt-that's what with me. me who? yes! go away! knock knock... Shel Silverstein
Oh, I'm being eaten By a boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, A boa constrictor, I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor, And I don't like it--one bit. Well, what do you know? It's nibblin' my toe. Oh, gee, It's up to my knee. Oh my, It's up to my thigh. Oh, fiddle, It's up to my middle. Oh, heck, It's up to my neck. Oh, dread, It's upmmmmmmmmmmffffffffff . . . Shel Silverstein
Shel Silverstein quote: "I've found my missin' piece So grease my knees and fleece my..."
I've found my missin' piece So grease my knees and fleece my bees I've found my missin' piece! Shel Silverstein
All The Woulda-Coulda-ShouldasLayin' In The Sun, Talkin' 'Bout The ThingsThey Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda Done... But All Those Woulda-Coulda-ShouldasAll Ran Away And HidFrom One Little Did. Shel Silverstein
Underneath my outside face. There's a face that none can see. A little less smiley, A little less sure, But a whole lot more like me. Shel Silverstein

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