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Stephen Colbert quotes about children

American Comedian May 13, 1964

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Stephen Colbert quote: "In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we..."
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards. Stephen Colbert
America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies. Stephen Colbert
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God? Stephen Colbert
A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us."
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and..."
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert

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