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Stephen Colbert quotes about saying

American Comedian May 13, 1964

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Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for... Stephen Colbert
It’s clear that when we’re this outnumbered by the creatures, we have to take a page from the British Empire and rule the lesser species through intimidation. That’s why the single most important thing you can do as a human is to dominate an animal. Need more proof? “Rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” I’d say that about covers it. Stephen Colbert
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't..."
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you..."
I may not agree with what you have to say but I will fight you to the death for the right to fight you to the death. Stephen Colbert
Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for example. Also, I'll say, 'I'm angry,' and the graphic will read, 'Colbert angry. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals..."
New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and..."
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am. Stephen Colbert
Sir, pay no attention to the people who say the glass is half empty, because 32% means it's 2/3 empty. There's still some liquid in that glass is my point, but I wouldn't drink it. The last third is usually backwash.(Said to President Bush at the White House Correspondents Dinner) Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to..."
Turn up your hearing aid 'Grandpa', because I'm only going to say this once! Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "I can't prove it, but I can say it."
I can't prove it, but I can say it. Stephen Colbert

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