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Stephen Colbert quotes about school

American Comedian May 13, 1964

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I used to write things for friends. There was this girl I had a crush on, and she had a teacher she didn't like at school. I had a real crush on her, so almost every day I would write her a little short story where she would kill him in a different way. Stephen Colbert
So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do have some positive impact on society. They solve problems, such as how to get inner-city kids to spend $175 on shoes. They serve as a backdrop for some of our most memorable commercials. And they remain the one and only relevant application of math. Not only that, but we have sports to thank for most of the last century's advances in manliness. The system starts in school, where gym class separates the men from the... Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it,..."
it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "I teach Sunday school, motherf*****."
I teach Sunday school, motherf*****. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all..."
I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. Stephen Colbert

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