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Stephen Colbert quotes about time

American Comedian May 13, 1964

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I used to make up stuff in my bio all the time, that I used to be a professional ice-skater and stuff like that. I found it so inspirational. Why not make myself cooler than I am? Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked,..."
I just think Rosa Parks was overrated. Last time I checked, she got famous for breaking the law. Stephen Colbert
I like talking about people who don't have any power and it seems like some of the least powerful people in the United States are the migrant workers who come and do our work and don't have any rights as a result. And yet we still invite them to come here, and at the same time ask them to leave. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I..."
If I had free time to go to Los Angeles to shoot a movie, I would rather spend it with my kids. Stephen Colbert
You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner! Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it,..."
it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time. Stephen Colbert
Do you know what I like about comedy? You can’t laugh and be afraid at the same time—of anything. If you're laughing, I defy you to be afraid. Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert quote: "brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms."
brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms. Stephen Colbert

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