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Those [things] that we encounter for the first time immediately have a spiritual effect upon us. A child, for whom every object is new, experiences the world in this way: it sees light, is attracted by it, wants to grasp it, burns its finger in the process, and thus learns fear and respect for the flame. Wassily Kandinsky
It could happen to anyone when you get hired by a different president. There's a difference in philosophies. It happens. It's a change in CEOs. They have their own people, their own philosophies, and it's different than what Bob stands for. Rick Pitino
Darren Flutie quote: "I think the Canadian Football League is a great league, but..."
I think the Canadian Football League is a great league, but it's not the NFL, and I'm not Jerry Rice. Darren Flutie
But I just love that music scene so much, and I enjoy really being around those artists and watching them even more than I do performing, because they are a whole group of people that do it because they love music. Lee Ann Womack
Curt Weldon quote: "How can faceless bureaucrats in an intelligence agency deny..."
How can faceless bureaucrats in an intelligence agency deny brave soldiers a chance to tell the truth? Curt Weldon
Without involvement, there is no commitment. Mark it down, asterisk it, circle it, underline it. No involvement, no commitment. Stephen Covey
Frank Carson quote: "So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a..."
So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. Frank Carson
If it is asserted that civilization is a real advance in the condition of man? and I think that it is, though only the wise improve their advantages? it must be shown that it has produced better dwellings without making them more costly; and the cost of a thing is the amount of what I will call life which is required to be exchanged for it, immediately or in the long run. Henry David Thoreau
Aldous Huxley quote: "Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you do with..."
Experience is not what happens to you, it is what you do with what happens to you. Aldous Huxley
I have always looked upon alchemy in natural philosophy to be like enthusiasm in divinity, and to have troubled the world much to the same purpose. William Temple
I believe you are your work. Don't trade the stuff of your life, time, for nothing more than dollars. That's a rotten bargain. Rita Mae Brown
From you we have learned what we, at least, value, to separate Church and State; and from you we gather inspiration at all times in our devotion to learning, to religious liberty, and to individual and National freedom. Seth Low
It would be naive to think that the problems plaguing mankind today can be solved with means and methods which were applied or seemed to work in the past. Mikhail Gorbachev
Bill Bryson quote: "That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's..."
That's the trouble with losing your mind; by the time it's gone, it's too late to get it back. Bill Bryson
Tim Bishop quote: "There are always, of course, job losses of a cyclical nature..."
There are always, of course, job losses of a cyclical nature in a recession. Tim Bishop