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Stephen Colbert quote: "There's nothing wrong with stretching the truth. We stretch..."

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You have started the book with this bubble over your head that contains a cathedral full of fire - that contains a novel so vast and great and penetrating and bright and dark that it will put all other novels ever written to shame. And then, as you get towards the end, you begin to realise, no, it's just this book. Michael Cunningham
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I'm very happy to have a small, long, career instead of one big hit and then oblivion. Susannah McCorkle
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Memories are doing funny things to us. Milos Forman
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Grand opera is the most powerful of stage appeals and that almost entirely through the beauty of music. John Philip Sousa
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The finest inheritance you can give to a child is to allow it to make its own way, completely on its own feet. Isadora Duncan
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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an oncoming train which will run them over. Navjot Singh Sidhu
I just couldn't stand school. If I went, I'd skip after the first class. I didn't like to be told I had to study and had to do homework. There's a fact that you have to want to learn. Randy Travis
Pat Robertson quote: "I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to..."
I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people. Pat Robertson
You could see a man talking to himself as just plain crazy, or read about the criminal on the front page of the daily paper and ponder the corruption of the human heart, without having to think about whether the criminal or lunatic said something about your own fate. Barack Obama
We had built up a team in Edmonton that really knew who each other was from a personal standpoint and from a professional standpoint. Our nucleus had stayed together for a long time. Mark Messier
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At 83 Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's. Alexander Woollcott
Khalil Gibran quote: "What is fear of need but need itself?"
What is fear of need but need itself? Khalil Gibran
Through music I either tame my demons or unleash them and allow them to be what they are. I don't want the music to be about provocation, I want the music to bring you to a place where you feel at home. Michael Franti
But I was so wrapped up in sports growing up as a kid, that I think I was going to grow to be a pro ball player. But I found out real quick that was not going to happen. Tim McGraw
Bill Gates quote: "I have an excellent memory, a most excellent memory."
I have an excellent memory, a most excellent memory. Bill Gates