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Steve Allen Quotes

Steve Allen quotes

American Entertainer December 26, 1921 – October 30, 2000

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When my mother passed away several years ago—well, wait a minute. Actually, she didn’t ‘pass away.’ She died. Something about that verb, ‘to pass away’ always sounds to me as if someone just drifted through the wallpaper. No, my mother did not pass away. She definitely died. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of..."
One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy..."
If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "In a rational society we would want our presidents to be..."
In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders. Steve Allen
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics."
Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets...."
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the..."
Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "Son of a bitch! You're Steve Allen!"
Son of a bitch! You're Steve Allen! Steve Allen
If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow. Steve Allen
Steve Allen quote: "Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized."
Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized. Steve Allen
Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances. Steve Allen

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