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Steve Martin quotes

American Comedian August 14, 1945

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Steve Martin quote: "Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you..."
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. Steve Martin
In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand there mute and play 25 banjo songs. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination..."
I have found that-- just as in real life--imagination sometimes has to stand in for experience. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of..."
An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he might be. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh,..."
Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die..."
We've had some fun tonight...considering we're all gonna die someday. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river."
Why sip from a tea cup, when you can drink from the river. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country..."
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it once was... an arctic wilderness. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Or is it that I think too much?"
Or is it that I think too much? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off..."
I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her..."
she is nearing forty and not so easily forgiven as when her skin bloomed like roses. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "There are few takers for the quiet heart."
There are few takers for the quiet heart. Steve Martin
If you've got a dollar and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've got 71 cents left; But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend 29 cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures..."
The banjo is truly an American instrument, and it captures something about our past. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Being on Twitter is like having a fern."
Being on Twitter is like having a fern. Steve Martin

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