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Steve Martin quotes

American Comedian August 14, 1945

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Steve Martin quote: "I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake..."
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. Steve Martin
Anyway, seeking work is a tad difficult given the poor design of the streets with their prohibitive curbs and driveways that don't quite line up. Steve Martin
I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it. Steve Martin
She has learned that her body is precious and it mustn't be offered carelessly ever again, as it holds a direct connection to her heart. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly."
I got a flue shot and now my chimney works perfectly. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty."
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty. Steve Martin
It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch. Steve Martin
I saw the movie, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and was surprised because I didn't see any tigers or dragons. And then I realized why: they're crouching and hidden. Steve Martin
I'm for the Wall Street Occupiers. But will they accept me when they find out I sell packaged mortgage default instruments to children? Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"
Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything! Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing..."
So, while fitting in, she was like a wicked detail standing out against a placid background. Steve Martin
Steve Martin quote: "I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never..."
I've heard lots of people lie to themselves but they never fool anyone. Steve Martin
The bluegrass community... can be very strict. I didn't know if I'd be welcomed into the bluegrass community or not, but I think they judge you very fairly... I felt really welcome. Steve Martin
Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes. Steve Martin

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